All the Single Ladies series 2019

According to a recent poll, it was revealed that the happiest group of people are single women. Followed in second place by married men. Totes legit.

High fives to all the single ladies. Especially those of you living the dream/cliché, with your cat fur baby’s. Hey there sane cat lady, you’re beautiful. By the by, big ups to the cat gentlemen out there too.

You single ladies need to be fixed, apparently. You get handed the same advice, unsolicited and on repeat ‘you gotta put yourself out there!’ (Oh thanks, gee, and how many years have you guys been together for now?)  

So, you’re single and therefore ready to mingle. You’ve done the ladyscaping, you’ve got the warpaint on, you’re psyched! It’s 2019 which means… Tinder. Hey, send nudes. Dang, is chivalry dead?

You’ve earned some quality me time. No interruptions, it’s glorious, downright enviable. No need to cook dinner if you can’t be bothered to either.

Not today. Let’s have a drama free, satisfaction guaranteed kind of day. Good vibes only.